Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

• Opposing player: "You're playing some active D." Translation: "You're horrible but you're sure running a lot." Darn right. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-28

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

• Not five minutes after I post that, Buddle scores the first of two goals so far. And the first half isn't even over. … http://post.ly/ktA3 #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-06

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

• All afternoon, I've been singing the music from the Helston, Cornwall, annual springtime festival parade to myself. #
• And now it's the MacGyver theme song. #
• Oh man. I'm torn. I feel awful for Rio Ferdinand, but it looks like the USA's chances might have just gotten better next Saturday. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-15

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

• The Dude has won Best Actor. Far out. #
• Wikipedia "Trochaic octameter." Read. Now Wikipedia "Cognitive dissonance." #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

• I've got two weeks to update this Web site before going back to the day job. If anyone reading this is good with MAMP/SQL, holler. #
• Thanks for the idea, Ray Davies. That's what I'm going to do Monday. I'm gonna drink champagne and dance all night. #

I ran today with no knee pain….

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

I ran today with no knee pain. On my way home, it started snowing. World, you’re making me happy today.

Another thing that had me laug…

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Another thing that had me laughing: In class today I said “One more time,” and the two kids in front broke into simultaneous Daft Punk song.

A room full of French kids sin…

Monday, December 14th, 2009

A room full of French kids singing the Dreidel Song: a gleeful Rick.

All three soccer teams I follo…

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

All three soccer teams I follow (the one avidly, the other two casually) won today. Mom’s b-day party, too. And I saw a photo of a molecule.

I was so lonely . . .

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

But thankfully, I now have dozens and dozens of new Internet friends! Lots of them come from Laos or Malaysia, and have just started writing in English; it’s amazing how much they’ve picked up in such a short time, and how much they know about online pharmacies! I also appreciate the advice on where to get Cialis, Levitra, and Viagra for cheap; Lord knows I wouldn’t want to pass into middle age without the proper preparations, if you know what I mean. You’re so kind. And to those of you from Ukraine and Russia, I don’t know if you know this, but your keyboards are acting up or something; when I logged in to moderate your comments, my screen was filled with pages and pages of words written in letters that I can’t read. I tried turning the computer upside down and giving it a good whack, but nothing — sorry.

(I wish people would cut it out with the spam comments. This is moderated, and I’m not gonna click on your links, and if I recognize your IP addresses, which are logged, I will ban you.)